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African parents:

please instill in your kids a sense of pride in their African names & teach them to pronounce them properly. It is their true identity.

Teach them to also be bold to correct their friends, teachers or anyone who mispronounces or makes a mockery of their name.

NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR NAME OR ASSUME A DIFFERENT IDENTITY FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF OTHERS.

 

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What price tag have you labelled yourself with…?
That’s exactly what folks will pay for you. 

Self worth

#KnowYourOwnValue


Many people on Social Media really need to swallow a chill-pill or get a humour injection. Is life now so hard that folks can’t take simple jokes?

Make the best of every opportunity, and don’t let any moment pass by without you squeezing everything out of it.
Life is for the living. Life is too short…

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This year I have been raising funds for Cancer Research UK

(remember my 5k run after my 50th)
And for my signature event Sistas And Divas Evening I am working on raising awareness of Breast Cancer in women. In the past 11 months, our community lost at least 3 wonderful women to the dreadful disease and many more are either currently in treatment or on remission from breast cancer. I myself had a scare this summer but thank God it turned out to be an infected cyst which was successfully treated with antibiotics.

With the statistics rising for women who might fall victim, the importance of early detection cannot be over emphasised.

Please ladies, do not ignore your boobies. The fervent effectual prayers of the righteous works wonders…..but we must not be complacent or careless.

#BreastCancerAwareness

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Many so called married women raise their highlighted noses in unholy judgement at divorced women and advice their male friends against dating or marrying them….

The problem is that these married prostitutes have more sex with other men than they do with their own husbands – even on their matrimonial beds with their kids watching tv downstairs!!!!

Who are you to pass judgement????

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Do you remember Dr Seb KOLA-BANKOLE, the British medical doctor who was involved in a serious traffic accident while on holiday in Las Vegas?

Well I’m  happy to report that Dr Seb is now well and back to work.   Over £198,000 was raised on GOFUNDME by well meaning and kind  hearted members of the public towards the cost of his treatment in the US hospital and repartition to the UK.

He would spend a total of 3 months as a patient at the Royal Free Hospital where ironically worked before he travelled to the US.

Dr Seb had this to say on his last day  in hospital;

“Well the big day is finally here. 3 months and 3 days after the accident that spawned that rather graphic photo of me in the Intensive Care Unit in Las Vegas, I have been discharged home from the hospital. Whilst there is a part of me that cringes when I think that’s what people see when they google my name, I am also honoured to be a part of a truly humbling story about the kindness of strangers and the power of social media. Your support, plus the tireless work of the medical, surgical, nursing and allied health teams, have meant that I could walk out of the hospital, slowly but unaided and carrying a bag!

To all my friends, colleagues, acquaintances and strangers, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You all somehow got together to create this wonderful movement and I will forever be grateful. As for now, I’m going to my bed in my own home”. #bringbackSeb

Lots of love

Seb

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EVERYONE MUST READ THIS:

Flatulence or farting can be a subject of ridicule, a source of social embarassement and a great inconvenience. But just like peeing and the number 2 form of easing oneself, this a just another entirely natural and normal bodily function.
However, excessive farting could be a symptom of mild or serious underlying medical conditions and must not be ignored or overlooked.

https://baroness-j.com/2016/11/14/top-medical-causes-of-flatulence/

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I too have been wondering what has become of the breadseller discovered and turned into a model by photographer TyBello after she unwittingly strolled onto the set of a Tinie Tempah music video shoot.

After the noise and brouhaha that followed her discovery akin to the best thing since sliced bread (haha) things has all but died down barely a year after the great discovery.

Is Olajumoke quietly revelling in wealth and opulence that many assumed will automatically come her way? Is she preoccupied with her family and studies as it was widely reported that she was awarded a scholarship to go back to school and get an education.

Or have all the promises gone up in puffs of smoke after being used as a cheap PR and photo op tool by the fame hungry Lagos piranhas (as I predicted, but I stand to be corrected)

And if that be the most unfortunate case, what will happen to all those who used her story as prayer reference for their own lives…..

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At a special event at the UK House of Parliament last week the artist Daniel Olabanji aka DBanj was presented with a BEFFTA Recognition Aeard as African Entertainment Icon.

Youts truly was at the event and managed to score this priceless selfie with the Kokomaster.

Should be worth a pretty sum in years to come….

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Many conversations I’ve had with friends are now coming back to mind. I said on several occasions that Trump might just go and win even when many though it highly impossible.

You can never under-estimate the vast redneck number or their mindset…..

 


THE TIMES WE LIVE IN: I visited my dentist yesterday for my annual check up and of course to fix my lost bridge. After a satisfactory examination and a torturous “cleaning” she asked me how many times a day do I brush?
I told her once
She said “you should be brushing at least twice a day”

TWICE A DAY!!??

Doesn’t she know that the cost of toothpaste has doubled in the past year? (and the tubes now much smaller)
Or has she not heard of austerity measure?

Maybe I should raise GOFUNDME to buy more toothpaste……🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Just for Laughs
A woman wearing a short dress visited her dentist. After settling her on the examination bench, he said to her

“Open up”

To his dismay, the woman raised her two legs up in the air spread them open and very wide…..

NA WA O!!!!

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And have a great Friday
Remember brush your teeth twice daily and have them checked regularly.


 

If Hillary Clinton wins the US elections then 3 of the most powerful countries in the world ( UK, Germany and USA) will be ruled by women controlling half of the world’s resources.

Guys don’t you see that this is women’s time? Feel free to hand over your bank accounts, wallets and your cash to them.

It’s now a women’s world!

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Connect with me on LinkedIn

https://www.linkedin.com/in/baronessj

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A (now former) FB friend posted a very nasty and highly offensive image on his wall and added the caption “Don’t trust women” so I commented “Is that how you see your wife, daughter, sisters, mother….”

He has just blocked me!!!!
Guess he’s unhappy with my comment. And probably responded with another more offensive remark..Hahahahahahahaha!!!
This is one of the men ranting on about PMB demeaning women o!!!!
Well, here is another one for you Mr Carew 👇👇👇

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After watching the 3rd American Presidential Debate, I’ve concluded that

THAT MAN WAS AS HIGH AS A KITE OBVIOUSLY DOPED UP TO HIS EYEBALLS AND BRAIN ON COKE….. THE CONSTANT SNUFFLING COUPLED WITH THE GARBAGE HE SPEWS OUT IS ENOUGH PROOF…

Someone really does need a drugs test – and fast!!!!


Many of those revolting against the current administration, do so because the dividends of the last highly corrupt administration has dried up and the small small change their slave masters threw in their direction is no longer forthcoming. They can no longer afford their designer threads and bimonthly flights into London or Atlanta.

I hear some that travelled from London to Abuja came back empty handed after hanging around the great corridors of power like baabi-anllah, scored no shows and returned to their Transport for London jobs empty handed….

And those sending their wards to expensive UK private schools have used shame to contact disease and transferred the poor kids to Vivian Fowler and Atlantic Hall!! O ma seo -_-

I feel your pain……and your pinch

#WarAgainstCorruption #CleanUpNigeria #TheChangeIsHereToStay #EmbraceTheChange


I remember a few months ago when I argued that the western Suit (shirt and trousers) is more appropriate for office wear – many folks lynched me via their ipads, phones and laptops!!! Their argument- The suit is not Africans enough. Africans should dress, think and behave like Africans.

Today the same confused folks are expecting a 75 year old traditional African Fulani Muslim man to act like Oyinbo and make his traditionally married wife an equal just because he became President in less than 2 years

What two-faced double standards!!

I just can’t believe some of the comments I’ve come across – ranging from downright childish and immature to simple ignorance!

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Our people really need to learn more about choosing a side of the fence and sticking to it.

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MANY OF THE HYPOCRITICAL MEN WHO HAVE SUDDENLY BECOME CHAMPION OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS ON FACEBOOK ARE THEMSELVES CAPABLE OF MUCH WORSE TREATMENT OF WOMEN (Eg rape, domestic violence, mental torture, neglect, insensitivity, manipulation, verbal abuse, abandonment, deception, lack of support, aggression, adultery, etc etc etc etc) THAN THE SIMPLE OFF GUARD COMMENTS MADE BY PMB

PLEASE STOP THE TRASHY PRETENTIOUS HOLY THAN THOUGH ATTITUDE AND JUDGE YOURSELVES FIRST!!!!!!

#StopHypocrisy #WhoAreYouKidding #WeKnowYou #PotCallingKettleBlack #LookInTheMirror

 

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On the matter of the US Presidential Elections: Women don’t like Hilary Clinton because she forgave her promiscuous husband and stayed with him instead of leaving him……

I mean seriously!!??

These women need to be educated that if you forgive 1 philandering husband, you still end up the wife of 1 husband.

If you leave 1 philandering husband, you end up the wife of several philandering husbands. You become a serial divorcee and remarrier. Nor a good tag for any woman

BOTTOM LINE: ALL MEN PHILANDER

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Ok, folks!!! Here we go again: My second BEFFTA Award Nomination as
Blogger of the Year – it can only be the grace of God!
We won it last year. Let’s do it again✌

Voting starts 26th September 2016.
Please cast your vote at 👇👇👇👇👇
http://www.beffta.com/voting.

Thanks to all fans of Baronessj.com for your loyalty and support over the past 2 years. God bless you all 👐👐👐

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BEWARE WHATSAPP DANGER!!!!
This is a friendly warning to all my friends who use WhatsApp to chat and send messages. Please be extra careful when you send your messages especially if you have groups you belong to.

There have been all kinds of “accidents” of folks sending private messages meant for 1 person to groups with over 200 people.
And just this morning I inadvertently sent a message meant to check up on a friend to everyone (250) in my group. Thank goodness it wasn’t anything scandalous!!!

And remember the “pastor” who erroneously sent a picture of his “kini” meant for his partner in adultery, to his entire church group!!!!

A whatsapp message, once sent cannot be retrieved or deleted!!!

Please be very careful, folks 😆😆😆

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Back from Nigerian and now working under his New Management MISS NUBIAN FOUNDATION,one of the UK top Afribeat starlet TOSYN serenaded the award winning International Blogger Baroness J at her star studded Golden Jubilee bash in London with a personalised version of his new track ARONIPIN…

 


My dear Sistas And Divas please do not neglect your mammas!!!!
Have them checked and examine them regularly.
Don’t ignore or overlook any changes in their appearance no matter how minor. A stitch in time saves nine, they say, and early detection saves lives.

I’m prompted to write this cos I had a big scare over the weekend (following my big day, of all days!) I promptly carried myself to my GP but thankfully I was told its only an infected cyst and have been placed on a course of strong antibiotics but sent for specialists test just to be certain.
But either way I was commended for my swift action.

Please let’s take more care of ourselves especially those of us living in the UK where treatment is free.

There should be no excuses!!!!

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BARONESS J’S WORLD ON NAIJAFM
Today on my show, BARONESS J’S WORLD ON NAIJAFM, I will be talking about:
“Bullying, terror, threats, intimidation and blackmail in leadership: Do these have a place in a modern society?”

Join me on the show this evening and let’s discuss this topical subject affecting our community?
Time: 6pm
On NaijaFM 101.1 or
Online at http://www.naijafm.com

Studio number 07496 936110

DON’T MISS THIS!

 

Exactly 49 years and 11months ago, 23rd June 1966,.a child was born. And they named her

Olajumoke Olajide Oluwayemisi…..

The official 30day count down to my BIG 5-0 starts HEEERE!!!! And I intend to spend it in serious reflection, contemplation, meditation, self examination and prayers.

#Almost50Rocks #Thankfulfor5Decades #5kfor5k
#ChildofGrace
#KeptByThePowerofJehovah

 

Last week, London voted overwhelmingly and unequivocally for Labour’s candidate Sadiq Khan as their new Mayor in spite of the divide and scare tactics deployed by the conservatives during the campaign and just before the election. The writing is quite clear on the wall – the days of assuming a position just because the rich people loving Tories tell us to are well and truly over. And it also means that Londoners have had enough of the David Cameron led Tory party.

 

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Please support me to raise funds for Cancer Research UK as I take part in the 5k Race For Life. Please visit https://www.justgiving.com/jummyariyo?utm_medium=email&utm_source=ExactTarget&utm_campaign=20160421_68189 and donate generously towards this worthy cause.

Thank you.

Baroness J x

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A man (or woman) can be rich, fun, good looking, highly placed and even generous.

But if they lack loyalty and integrity, they can’t be trusted and don’t deserve to be bothered with.

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Do you know that there are some women in the UK that cannot afford sanitary towels or tampons due to poverty and homelessness? Many women who have fallen on hard times have had to resort to using old socks and newspaper as sanitary towel.

And our heartless Tory chancellor determining that these are luxury items thus making them more expensive has not helped.

Find a food bank today and please donate these essential sanitary wares to desperate women caught up in this humiliating situation. Thank you.

#beggingforatampon
#womenhelpingwomen
#letsdowhatwecan

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God works in people’s lives in all kinds of ways. Recently we heard of the grass to grace story of Olajumoke.
Now is Olori Wuraola. Not long ago tossed and passed around like filthy rags by all kinds of heartless men but today chosen above others by a handsome prince, one of the most powerful in the land – to be his Royal Queen.
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How cool was it seeing Eagles coach Samson Siasia donning this cool facecap with the slogan
“2 COR 12:9”

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For those of you who don’t know, it is a Bible verse that says:
“Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.”
Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me”

Kudos to you Coach. Keep up the good work 😉👍😉👍😉


 

A few weeks ago, some 2 bit firm of solicitors called Wale Taiwo and Co from Abeokuta, Nigeria contacted me on behalf of one UK based Ayodele Sutton asking for a payment of N100,000,000 for damages as a result of one of my articles: http://baroness-j.com/2015/11/25/legalize-yourself-or-face-deportation/

Thing is, this, like many of my write ups, was touching on a general issue affecting the majority of Nigerians living in the UK without being specifically about anyone or anybody in particular – without names and without pictures. But Sutton took offense at the article and assumed my write up must have been about her. Unfortunately for the hapless Sutton, whom I have never once met nor even as much as have as a Facebook friend,  and her equally hapless lawyers, my article  was unbelievably mistaken for another in a totally different blogsite heatnigeria.com and without the basic initiative or researching to gather proper information and facts, thought they could extort money out of me. After firing out a no nonsense email listing my full credentials, including 13 years as a member of the Metropolitan Police Service, an issued-at-birth British Birth Certificate and Passport, a major Blog of the Year Award, to mention just a few, the lawyers have gone silent and it looks like they  have crawled back under their rock!

As for Ayodele Sutton, I guess her quest for her millions have taken her elsewhere.

Sorry love.

This blogger is no JJC mumu.

 


 

The saying “Opposites attract” is a whole load of c**p:
How can you be attracted to a brain dead, uncouth, lazy, agressive, selfish, Godless, disrespectful, drunken layabout….?
You have be of like-minds to be attracted to such a person
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£250,000 IS NEEDED TO BRING THIS YOUNG MAN DR SEB KOLA-BANKOLE BACK HOME FROM AMERICA FOR PROPER TREATMENT. HE WAS KNOCKED DOWN BY A LORRY DRIVER WHILE OUT CELEBRATING WITH FRIENDS IN LAS VEGAS. SO FAR THE GOOD BRITISH PUBLIC HAVE RAISED OVER £111,000 BUT WE CAN DO BETTER. EVERY LITTLE HELPS.
£1, £10, £50 OR WHATEVER YOU CAN AFFORD WILL GO A LONG WAY IN HELPING US BRING SEB BACK HOME TO THE UK.

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PLEASE VISIT https://www.gofundme.com/59q92jcs TO MAKE YOUR DONATION

Thank you and God bless you as you do so.

 

Looking at the pictures of lady Gaga in a classy glitzy red trouser suit, with no mad make up or accessories, singing the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl last weekend, I can’t help but be really surprised to see her looking like a normal woman – or person..

 

 

Pretty, intelligent and extremely bright 25 year old Oyedoyin Sarah Fagbenro finished her First and Masters degrees in the UK and then made the highly laudable decision to travel to Nigeria to take part in the National Youth Service Program. She was only half way through the program when she was headhunted by a major multinational organisation and she had been working with them and living a successful life like any other successful high flying young person in the Nigerian metropolitan city, Lagos – that is before she was tragically mowed down by a public transport driver high on alcohol and drugs – and her bright life was tragically cut short.

Our hearts are with her understandably distraught and heartbroken parents, family and friends

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The British actor, Charlotte Rampling, 69, who is nominated for the best actress award, says black actors may not have been good enough to make the list of Oscar nominees

NOW THAT STUPID STATEMENT FROM SOMEONE HER AGE IS NOT ONLY DAFT, IT IS HIGH LEVEL RACIST TO ASSUME NONE OF THE HIGHLY ACCLAIMED BLACK ACTORS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE OSCARS.

http://www.theguardian.com/…/oscars-2016-charlotte-rampling…

And I sincerely hope she can see this post

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Please tune in to the Pauline Long show later today where I will be joining other panelists to discuss the current issue of the lack of diversity in Hollywood; the Idris Elba parliament speech and the Jada Pinket-Smith and Spike Lee boycott of the upcoming Oscar Awards.

Time: 1.00pm
Station BEN TV Sky Ch 182/Freeview 244
Online: www.bentelevision.com
Studio number for live call-in 0208 8080693

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This blogsite recorded an unbelievable 103.088 hits just yesterday alone!  Looks like I’ve got my work seriously cut out to maintain that figure although I’m certain that a particular story on our “favorite” American is a major contributory to that huge number. Thanks to all visitors to this site.

I do hope you’ll keep coming back

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HARMFUL PRODUCTS WARNING – CANNED TOMATOES.
Canned tomatoes may look healthy, but are anything but. Apart from the toxic packaging, the food itself is laden with cocktails of preservatives. Studies show that canned tomatoes’ resin lining contains bisphenol-A. Bisphenol-A is a type of synthetic estrogen that causes reproductive and cardiovascular diseases.

In addition, bisphenol-A affects developing brains so kids and teens are the most vulnerable to the effects of this chemical. Most health experts recommend opting for preserved tomatoes packed in glass bottles instead of in cans

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A MASSIVE birthday shoutout to 9ice Alapomeji AKA Abolore Akande, one of my favorite Naija Artistes who is celebrating his 36th birthday today. Now that the tingling of politics has left his body, we hope he will now give us some new banging tunes a la “Little Money” and “Gongo Aso” soon

One of my favorite movie actors Sylvester Stallone returns to top fighting form in  this new spinoff of the Rocky series CREED. And he has been tipped for an Oscar Award for his performance. Read more at http://baroness-j.com/2016/01/15/creed-stallone-returns-to-oscar-worthy-performance-in-latest-rocky-spinoff/

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With the sudden passing of three great figures from the Entertainment Industry (Singer David Bowie, Actor Alan Rickman and Celine Dion’s Husband, Producer Rene Angelil)  just 2 weeks into the year – it’s not looking like a good year for the Industry…

 

BaronessJ’s World on Naijafm – AGE GAP IN RELATIONSHIPS: Today on the show, I want to explore the issue of Age gaps in relationships – and I don’t mean the 2 or 5 year gaps. Can you get it on with a partner over 20 years your senior – or junior in age?

Media Mogul Rupert Murdoch, 84 today announced his engagement to former Supermodel and ex wife of Rocker Mick Jagger – 59 year old Jerry Hall. With a 25 year old age difference and with the fiance being a much older man, I can’t help but wonder the kind of relationship they will have with his advanced age.

Let’s discuss this on my show this evening at 6pm.
Tune in to naijaFM 101.1 or log in online to www.naijafm.com.

Studio number is (44) 7949 011440

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Watch You Tube clip of the HEADIES incident that started the Twitter war of words between Olamide BADOO and Don Jazzy

 

 

See pictures from the Faabulous Sistas And Divas Evening at http://baroness-j.com/2015/12/31/its-an-all-girls-affair-at-the-sistas-and-divas-evening/

 

To you my Faabulous Friends & Family
I wish you all
A Joyous January
A Faabulous February
A Marvellous March
An Awesome April
A Mind-Blowing May
A Jovial June
A Jumping July
An Astounding August
A Special September
An Out of This World October
A Natty November
A Delicious December
A FANTASTIC 2016

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!!

N j

 

 

 

 

 

Is your partner a true blessing or a thorn in your flesh? Read more at : http://baroness-j.com/2015/08/17/is-your-partner-a-blessing/

 

Look out for pictures of the highly successful Sistas And Dives Evening

_#SADE

 

 

Do you have an Action Plan for the New Year? Find out why you need one:

http://baroness-j.com/2015/12/29/just-musing-do-you-have-an-action-plan/

We are counting down to my Sistas and Divas Evening: The Ultimate Girls Night Out talking place on Sunday 27th December 2015 at the iconic Mama Jumbes, Katherine Road London.

You can find more details from

https://www.facebook.com/events/1500013676958199/

Tickets for this event are available at http://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/2nd-baroness-js-sistas-divas-evening-tickets-18754479152

_#SADE

 

 

LADIES
That Leap Year that only comes up once every four years comes around in 2016.
Ladies are allowed to propose to the man in their life on February 29. So all you bold and brave ladies who’ve been waiting for the question – here’s your chance

 

 

We pay tribute to the Hollywood legend that is Johnny Depp who was first unleashed onto the world in 1984

https://www.facebook.com/moviepilotvideo/videos/894312340617906/

Congratulations to XFactor 2015 winner, 17 year old Louise Johnson ho demonstrated superior vocal skills with her powerful performances throughout the contest and at the final show. We do hope however that she doesn’t fall victim of the XFactor winner syndrome that sees many of them fall off the radar while the runners up emerge big commercial acts.

 

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In this hectic run up to Christmas,  can we please devote some of our time to showing some of the love that God had for the world that made Him give us His only son who is the real reason for the season; whose birth the world is celebrating.

Let us show some love.
Carry out random acts of kindness.
Visit the sick at home or in hospital.
Render assistance and home help to the weak, the infirmed and the vulnerable.
Find a soup kitchen and help out, or organise one in our locality if there isn’t one already.
Most of all, let us make it a season when all hurts and offenses are forgiven.

That is how we advertise Christ…and demonstrate the love of God.

Compliments of the Season to you all!

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I was a guest at the recently held Appreciation Evening  of the UK based charity Focus on Disability Foundation in London. 50p from every ticket sold for my Sistas & Divas Evening will be donated to support the work of this laudable initiative.


 


 

The long awaited West baby has finally arrived. Find out what name Kim and Kanye gave their new son:

http://baroness-j.com/2015/12/08/kim-and-kanye-name-new-baby/


 

Saturday laughter:

A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem?
Husband : I have a problem.
Wife: You don’t say I when you’re married, you say we. You know we’re one, we share our burdens.
Husband: Okay, we have a problem.
Wife: What is it honey?
Husband: Our secretary in our office is pregnant for us!
Wife: You and who? Olori buruku thunder fire you and her. ……….. Don’t laugh alone😀

 


 

The creme of UK’s African community gathers this Sunday at London Hilton Hotel Canary Wharf to honour and celebrate the best of Africa around the globe, at the 17th Gathering of Africa’s Best  {GAB) Awards.

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Someone who truly cares for you won’t just say it
They will also prove it to you by their actions
Na word we wan chop.

Afterall, don’t they tell us talk is cheap?


 

Just For Laughs
Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: Apple seller, bread seller and yam seller pulled by:

Pastor: Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I buy.
Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes. good! said pastor I will buy N1000

Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I’ll buy
Bread seller: Jesus said I am the bread of life
Pastor: let me buy N1000

Pastor: yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I’ll buy
Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam…😄😄😄

And how was your day



AY LIVE UK TOUR 2015 ft AY Comedian, Flavour, Gordons, I Go Dye, Helen Paul, Ajebo & Acapella + more.

Fri/20/Nov (London) at Lighthouse Arena Camberwell Road

Sun/22/Nov (Manchester).The Birdcage, Witty Grove Manchester

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JOIN US FOR AN EXCITING AND HIGHLY ENTERTAINING NIGHT WITH THE STARS AT THE LONDON PREMIERE OF “THE FIRST LADY”.

Event: The London Premiere of Omoni Oboli’s THE FIRST LADY

Venue: Odeon Cinema, Bugsbys Way, Greenwich, London SE10 0QJ

Date: Friday November 27, 2015

Time: Red Carpet: From 9.00pm | Screening Starts: 10:30pm prompt (Q and A follows)

CONFIRMED ATTENDING STARS : Omoni Oboli, Alex Ekubo, Chinedu Ikedieze (a.k.a Aki), Joseph Benjamin and Yvonne Jegede

MORE INFO: 07946811253

WATCH TRAILER HERE –https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP0_v5a17PU

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The real reason behind the Halle Berry-Olivier Martinez divorce

http://video.huffingtonpost.co.uk/olivier-martinez-felt-emasculated-by-halle-berrys-success-519209821


Oscar winner British-Nigerian actor bags CBE in Queen’s honours’ list.

Read more at: http://baroness-j.com/2015/11/02/nigerian-actor-chiweitel-ejiofor-bags-cbe/


DON’T RUN AWAY FROM PAIN; DON’T RESIST IT.
GRIT YOUR TEETH, BEAR IT & PUSH THROUGH IT;
THE MIRACLE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR,
IS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

JUST THINK OF IT AS LABOUR PAINS.

NO PAIN, NO GAIN.



 

Great news folks , WE WON! We are BEFFTA UK 2015 BLOG OF THE YEARBEFFTA 6


 

Its the weekend of the UK’s biggest Awards Ceremony – BEFFTA 2015. We are up for the Blog of the Year Award alongside other illustrious colleagues such as Linda Ikeji. No pressure then – just much honour at being nominated.

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Read my new article For the Brothers: Does size really matter ?

http://baroness-j.com/2015/10/30/does-size-really-matter/



INSTEAD OF BEING THE ONE WHO MAKES ANOTHER PERSON SHED TEARS
TRY BEING THE ONE WHO WIPES AWAY THEIR TEARS.

EVERYONE GETS REMEMBERED FOR THEIR ACTIONS – BUT IT’S BETTER TO BE REMEMBERED FOR KINDNESS THAN FOR WICKEDNESS


GREAT NEWS!!

We have been nominated for a BEFFTA 2015 Award in the Blog of the Year Category

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Kindly visit http://www.beffta.com/voting to vote for Baronessj.com as Bloig of the Year


This is me in yet another photograph with the great King of Couture, fashion designer Adebayo AJ Jones – at the Boogie4Life Against Cervical & Prostate Cancer event which took place in London

With AJ


Brit-Showbiz trivia: Dis you know that supermodel Naomi Campbell and Eastender’s Richard Blackwood are related? The two stars are step-siblings as Richard’s father Cliff, married Naomi’s mother Valerie when he was 10-years-old and she was 12. Richard told the Guardian in 2000: “We were closer when we were younger – then my dad and her mum split up. Remember, we were only together for a short space of time; our parents were together for only seven years.

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 I had a brief encounter with top Nigerian Actor and Comedian Osoufia Nkem Owoh at the Nigerian Independence Dinner at Abuja House, residence of the Nigerian High Commissione in London

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READ MY LIST OF TOP OUTSTANDING YOUNG NIGERIANS IN THE CITY OF LONDON

http://baroness-j.com/2015/08/14/top-10-outstanding-young-nigerians-in-london/


Please join me this evening on my radio show  on NaijaFM London for live chit chat, exciting discussion & great music.

Tune in to 101.1FM or log in to http://www.naijafm.com at 6pm

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UK National Crime Agency reveal former Nigerian Petroleum Minister Diezani Aliso-Madueke has been under investigation since 2013. Read more http://baroness-j.com/2015/10/04/madueke-under-investigation-since-2013-uk-nca/


Calls for Saraki’s resignation look to be getting more intense and much louder

Read more http://baroness-j.com/2015/09/27/anti-saraki-groups-plan-nationwide-protest-marches-labour-union-calls-for-resignation/


TV Host Jeremy Kyle who weekly dishes out advice and sometimes veiled insults to guests on his show has proven incapable of applying his rules and keeping his own wife satisfied

http://baroness-j.com/2015/09/27/jeremy-kyles-wife-had-sex-with-polo-player-over-20-times/


Its the first anniversary today of my joining NaijaFM 101.1 London

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Took to the stage with the Iconic and Legendary Fashion Designer and King of Couture Adebayo Jones to host the JOEBOL Exquisite Awards 12 September. One  of my career highlights so far

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THERE’S ANOTHER BUSH IN THE RUNNING TO BECOME THE NEXT POTUS: Might as well rename the country BSA

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Jeb Bush (Republican)  is second son of former President George H. Bush, brother of President George W Bush and grandson of the late Senator Prescott Sheldon Bush.

‪#Justforlaughs‬
It is NOT good for a woman to feed her man!

It is far better for a man to feed his wife. For you just can’t be sure where the food she is feeding you with is coming from…or where it will lead you to….

Just ask Father Adam!


JOIN ME IN SUPPORTING THE NWIDLF “BOOGIE4LIFE” AGAINST CERVICAL AND PROSTATE CANCERS

READ MY COLUMN “LONDON DIGEST ” IN THE CITY PEOPLE MAGAZINE OUT EVERYWHERE IN NIGERIA ON MONDAYS

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London Events In September

joebolwlhdayo sold out DAVIDO FLYRwilling


Watch promo video for MC Abbey’s Music & Comedy show “I Laff In Da Spirit”

Coming up Saturday 29th August 2015


 http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/24/lachrymose

Definitions for lachrymose: given to shedding tears readily; tearful.
suggestive of or tending to cause tears; mournful.


  London Events in August:

jeans carnival 15 NAIJACRNR LAFFINDSPIRIT NSSFF FLYER

basiraIn London


http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/22/mnemonic

 

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