Lauretta Onochie, Personal Assistant to the President at The Presidency – Office of the Secretary to the Government of Nigeria exploded on her social media wall:

AS NIGERIANS COME FOR FEMI FANI-KAYODE…….UNEDITED!
✅ A lunatic, through inherited notoriety, found himself in the corridors of power. At the Villa, he would constantly dash to the #VillaToilet to refuel his insanity. What he would normally see in the bins of the toilet, were ugly used tampons. #Fact
✅ You see, Used Tampons are usually deposited in the bins in many toilets. The same bins, where drug paraphernalia (needles, syringes, razors etc.) used by drug addicts are dumped too. That’s how he became familiar with used tampons. #Fact
✅ Unlike Col. Hameed Ali, another man he called ugly, and my humble self, he was born by those who showed him no love and called him “Ugly”. That’s what he has learned to call those he cannot stand their sanity, guts and integrity. Our guts, integrity and yes, sanity, are a constant reminder of what he is, the dreg of our society. #Fact
✅ Femi FANI-KAYODE can’t tell the difference between concepts. He’s permanently drowsy 💤, in a state of stupor. He has no ideological standing as he tilts ONLY towards #Food4Dance.
✅ One who was accused of sex slavery, paedophilism and incestuous acts with his own children, and he does nothing to clean up, but bury his head in a table of whatever it is he ingests or sniffs to help him drown the sorrows of his miserable being. He should be locked away, not in a Prison but in an Asylum for the criminally and mentally insane. (That’s the verdict of Nigerians).
✅ President Buhari’s relationship with Acting President Osinbajo is not the type that would develop a crack because of the utterances of a crackhead who craves the further institutionalisation of corruption in Nigeria. Those days are gone.
✅ BOTH MEN REMAIN FEMI FANI-KAYODE’S NIGHTMARE TILL HE HEEDS THE VERDICT OF NIGERIANS TO GET HELP.
I’M WATCHING YOU, CRACKHEAD!
✅ God bless Nigerians for speaking up.
God bless us everyone.

If someone said this about me, I will run and go hug live transformer!!!!! Or romance a loaded gun….But then, some of us are more thick skinned than others. I’m sure he will come back with his own unique type of expletives